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[pussyronin]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[midnightmadwoman]

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

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[hotvampireadjacent]

where were they

[arsonforcharlie]

they were there they just didn’t die

[nudityandnerdery]

“Cats have nine lives” factoid actually just statistical error. Felinis georgis, who lived in North America and did not die for 6.5 million years, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

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[sometransgal]

People complaining that the checks ruining the formatting of the website have forgotten their roots! This is the shitty formatting website and always has been

[impossiblepackage]

In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular

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[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[cookiecleaner]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[cookiecleaner]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

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[tenaciousobservationvoid]

MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK

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[pathologising]

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

[pathologising]

literally this

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[marcelock]

based moffat

[pulchrabelle]

[captoring]

by @hijynkz

[monsieurenjlolras]

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[demilypyro]

Sims 4 becoming transpositive has led to some of the funniest UI elements I’ve ever seen

[demilypyro]

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[the-caffeinated-potato]

When Fleabag said 'I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong' it hit too close to home.

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[achillieus]

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

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[franzkafkagf]

„in another life, i would have really liked to just do laundry and taxes with you“ is one of the most romantic and tender things ive ever heard fuck fuckfuck

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[selquet]

Love is awful! It’s awful. It’s painful. It’s frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! It’s all any of us want and it’s hell when we get there! So, no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own.

FLEABAG | 2.06

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[memorycycle]

bunny utopia: grassy field with dandelions and places to burrow and bananas for everyone

hamster utopia: endless hallway with rotating saws and swinging axes and rickety bridges that swing above rivers of lava

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[burned-astra]

We're not together because it's complicated. We don't talk much this days because life is chaotic. You go hot and cold because everything around you is a mess and you don't want to hurt me.

If this works out, i know it's gonna be one of the best relationship, i could never had hoped for better

If it doesn't work out, i'm going to be absolutely devastated

Either way, i hope we manage to stay in each others lives. Because anything would be better than losing one of the best people I had the chance to meet